GRASP IT IN YOUR HANDS.
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
A few weeks ago at his annual wellness visit at the pediatrician, the boy failed his eye exam screening. The boy’s doctor said it coulda been a fluke or somethin’, but just to be on the safe side, he referred us to a pediatric ophthalmologist, just to be sure.
Today, I took the boy for his comprehensive eye exam, and sure enough, the kid needs glasses. The boy doesn’t seem to mind, and he was a good sport during the tediously long exam. The doctor was awight, but the rest of the staff acted as if they were working in molasses. The exam took nearly three hours to complete. Ugh.
I guess I have mixed feelings about the boy joining the four-eyes club, partly cuz he’ll have to wear glasses, like, for the rest of his life, but mostly cuz the selection of frames for kids was absolutely hideous. Because apparently eyeglass manufacturers think kids who wear glasses have bad taste. Like, why couldn’t there be a junior line from Warby Parker, amirite?
We ended up picking out the least ugly of the super-ugly eyeglasses, which is to say the glasses the boy is getting in seven to 10 days are still kinda sorta ugly. But beggars can’t be choosers, I suppose.
nervously talkin to someone really attractive like