countdankula:

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

This pumps me up to be honest, let’s goooo

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

rinn-an-bhile:

tfp-sg-optimus:

Ahh what the hell…go ahead

I like bad pickup lines

extra points if they are nerdy ones

(Source: 2omethiing2ollux)

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

(Source: caplan)

daijoubu-desuka:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

Finally. Not one of those twattish powerpoints that just sonds stupid. 
I don’t like to sound like a dick but honest to God this is how people come across on Tumblr when they talk about England.

0perationghosthunt:

mineraltown:

when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level

is that a reaction image or an example

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

(Source: juicybugz)

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

jac-ktheripper:

iburnblackforyou:

siriusly-a-witch:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

paradoxicaldickery:

hatchworth-alone-with-a-sandwich:

lightspeedsound:

femyoloism:

cream—-soda:

john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on

John Hughes just did some righteous smack down. 

Starting a slow-clap for this man.

I want to buy this man a beer.

John Hughes is my favorite and I want to give him kisses

I’m so attracted to John Hughes. I don’t know or care what he looks like but I would date that man any day.

Three cheers for John Hughes for surpassing everyone on this statuses intellectual level.

I ♡ John Hughes 

(Source: )

danalmostcaughtonfire:

tunetechfrosthead:

nothisisnotdog:

*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*

*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*

DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT

(Source: reshiham)

vivavoxveritas:

venomkid-64:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

So many grammatical errors!

It’s George Takei there is NO option, you have to reblog.  These are internet rules and they are unbreakable.